Terra Skye: A lot of excitement coming up for the OWF Network!
Johnny Vegas: The OWF gets to go from the depths of Alaska to fucking Hawaii for their next Pay Per View, Powerhour... A Tribute to the Glitterati.
Ray Payne: Hey, is not dat da peoples dat are--
Terra Skye: Yes Ray! The Glitterati are wrestling tonight, actually in the next match, which is for the New Carnage Wrestling Tag Team Championships!
Johnny Vegas: Yeah, and Ray's got a crush on that Chrimeny Christmas chick...
Terra Skye: Awwww really Ray?
Ray Payne: I... Uh... well.....
Johnny Vegas: See?
Matt Wylde steps into the ring, Microphone in hand.
Matt Wylde: Are you folks ready for the next match?!
The crowd cheers in response.
Matt Wylde: This next match is an Elimination Style – Four way Tag team match to determine the FIRST CARNAGE WRESTLING TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!!!!!!
CW Tag Team Championships
Fatal Fourway Tag Team Match
(No Time Limit, Elimination Style, Last Team Standing Wins.)
"Rock the Casbah" by The Clash begins to play as pink and purple lights illuminate the stage area. The fans begin to boo loudly as they see Greg Jackson and Moxie Roxie, representing the Glitterati, who are holding hands as they emerge from the back.
The Glitterati
Johnny Vegas: Awww, Ray... don't look disappointed, I'm sure she's here.. somewhere.
Matt Wylde: First to the ring, They are the OWF Tag Team Champions, here tonight representing the Outsider Wrestling Federation.... The Team of Greg Jackson and Moxie Roxie... THE GLITTERATIIIII!!!!!!!!!
They stroll down the ramp like this as we see Greg and Moxie in the middle of a conversation among themselves, completely ignoring the negative reaction they're receiving. When they get to the ringside area we see the lovebirds let go of each others hands so that Moxie Roxie can approach the steel ring steps, followed closely by Greg Jackson.
Terra Skye: These two defeated Shaun Stewart and Lucy Wylde back at Campus Chaos to obtain the OWF Tag Team titles.
Johnny Vegas: Say, isn't that--
Terra Skye: YES! Lucy Wylde is Kyra Mohr's sister. I heard that she's in attendance tonight!
Ray Payne: Ohh! Dats so excitings yo.
Moxie ascends the stairs first and gets to the ring apron, turning around on the apron to watch as Jackson comes up right behind her to face her. Greg Jackson then picks up Moxie Roxie in his arms and plants a kiss on her, before gently setting her down over the ropes and inside the ring. Greg joins Moxie inside right after, as the duo poses for their sickened audience as the music fades out. As the Glitterati stand, unamused inside the ring; the sound of a woman laughing in near hysterics shatters the silence in the arena before the sound shifts into a grungy guitar riff. All eyes turn to the ramp, where a slim goddess with blonde hair stands atop the ramp, a blue spotlight shining behind her.
Shirlea Frost
Johnny Vegas: This woman knows how to move her hips, I'll tell you that right now.
Terra Skye: That's all you're worried about. Shirlea Frost is a talented wrestler in her own right, she's even stepped into the ring with our own Kyra Mohr.
She begins swaying her hips, dancing slowly and seductively to the beat of “Beautiful Dangerous”. She turns around, a sly grin on her face as she makes her way down the ramp, stopping halfway to the ring, and continuing to dance as her music fades into the beginning chords of “Bad Medicine” by Bon Jovi. Shirlea Frost turns around and peers back at the entrance ramp, along with everyone in the arena as Vivian Lee struts out into the packed Carange Arena to a chorus of cheers!
Vivian Lee
Ray Payne: Yo! It's Miss Viv yo!!! Everyones lovins on Miss Viv... she's jus da bestest yo.
Johnny Vegas: * Mumbles * She's not so bad.
Terra Skye: Excuse me? What was that?!
Johnny Vegas: Nothing.
Matt Wylde: Next to the ring, The Team of Shirlea Frost and Vivian Lee... S AND V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lee strikes a pose at the peak of the ramp, before sashaying down the ramp and towards her partner. The two women meet up in the entryway and walk together to the ring. It's a this point that Shirlea selects one man at random along the barrier and stops in front of him, planting a very lewd kiss on him before slapping him playfully across the face. Vivian smiles as Shirlea rejoins her and the two approach ringside. Vivian hops up on the apron, doing a full split as she looks over at the announce table, and blows Ray Payne a kiss before rolling under the bottom rope and hopping back up to her feet, while her partner ascends the ring steps and climbs into the ring between the bottom and middle ropes.
Ray Payne: Oh, Miss Viv, she is jus so sweets yo.
Terra Skye: Both she and Frost have proven to be a force to be reckoned with here in Carnage Wrestling, and I don't expect tonight to be any different. Their methods might not be legal... but they most certainly are creative.
Johnny Vegas: Creative is a great word for it, Terra.
As Frost and Lee walk around the ring, taking notice of their OWF opponents on the far side of the ring, “Miracle” by Paramore begins playing over the PA System. The crowd shifts their attention back towards the curtain, as Ana steps confidently out onto the stage. She stands there, motionless for a few moments before moving to the far left of the stage, and pumping the crowd up a bit. Once the crowd is in a frenzy on the left, she moves to the right side of the stage, doing the same thing!! The smile on her face grows as she approaches the center of the stage and begins walking down the ramp, as her music fades out.
Ana
Johnny Vegas: Ana here, she's had a rough couple of weeks.
Terra Skye: You aren't kidding, Johnny. It all honestly started when she was thrown right into the middle of the JD/Kyra fiasco that encompassed the entire Carnage Championship picture.
Ray Payne: Dat time in histories is jus like da big ol bad spot in da apple of Carnage wrestlings yo...
Johnny Vegas: ….What?
Terra Skye: Quick, Johnny... Say something insensitive!
Johnny Vegas: I... uh.. You can't put me on the spot damnit!!!
The music no longer fades out, before the beginning beat of “You can't stop me” by Andy Mineo begins playing loud and clear over the speakers! Ana turns around just as Zane Levins busts through the curtain, decked out in his wrestling gear, and his trademark hoodie. He makes a beeline for Ana, grabbing her up in his arms, and planting a kiss on her lips, before turning out to the crowd and screaming!
Zane Levins
Matt Wylde: And their opponents, they are the team of ZANE LEVINS and ANAAAA!!!!!!!!
Johnny Vegas: THE BIBLE BUDDIES!!!
Terra Skye: Took you long enough.
Ray Payne: Dat name is kinda catchy doe. I kinda wishes dat dey would adopteds dat name fur dere team, yo.
The crowd roars back with cheers as Ana locks her arm with Zane's and the two make their way to ringside. Zane climbs the ringside steps first, and like the gentleman that he is; he holds the ropes open for Ana to step through. Within seconds, the pair are inside the ring, and faced with four of their opponents. The music fades out, and the six competitors all look around at one another, as they await the last of their opponents for this evening. “I’m An American” By La Coka Nostra begins to play over the loud speakers. The crowd gets hushed and doesn’t quite understand what’s going on.
Terra Skye: Well, we certainly know who we're expecting to come out, but I wonder why they've changed their music.
Johnny Vegas: Who in the hell knows.
I’m a product of America, youth psychotic from narcotics
Born consumers and STD’s, yeah I got it
A victim of a media machine, violence and lust
Top to bottom and greedy in between
I’m a menace with big dreams
And no morals to stop me from nuttin'
I gotta get mine, that’s why I went and copped me a gun
Police would put me in a cage if they could lock me in one
These dudes would kill me out of jealousy; they’d pop me and run
Shit, I’m bloodthirsty too-- we were raised with foul ways
It’s in everything we watch and listen to nowadays
And the younger kids are way more depraved
With a hunger for beef, some’ll run around the neighborhood crazed
Land of the free, home of the brave-- my world is a morgue
One day I’ll lay alone in a grave, still my dome is enslaved
In the haze of the power I crave
I can’t help it, this is how I was raised
(I'm an American)
As the words of the first man stop, Gary Altus and John Ojeda rip through the curtain. Wrath has a bottle of Grey Goose in his hand. The two of them stop and John bends the bottle back and takes a couple of huge gulps from the bottle. Wrath hands the bottle to Sokaris and he downs another big shot from the bottle. The boos are deafening as the two men stand in the center of the stage. Wrath and Sokaris start down the ramp as the lights begin to come up.
The Shovel Headed Kill Machine
Ray Payne: Dey is nots supposeded tah be drinkins yo.
Terra Skye: As with every other time we've seen Ojeda and Altus, they just do what they want. It makes me wonder what in the world Kyra is going to do with these two.
Johnny Vegas: My money is on a hitman... oh shit, did I say that outloud? Oooops.
My synergy’s a conspiracy, I hit the scene like spinning guillotines
Villains creep through your village deep while idiots sleep
I’m awake, dominate, annihilate, I violate
Obliterate, incinerate, exterminate, I’m an American
Murder, hate, violence and war, tyrants galore
Riots and more, a violent uproar, the rise of the poor, we monitor all
Everybody signed at the door
So walk out now or you may never survive at all
We murder capitals, turn hometowns to homicides
TNT tinted Econolines
My take on society’s beyond the fabrications that they prophesized
Colonize through modern lies
Economize and sodomize
Humanity everyday, vanity scrape
Gravity take hold of your sanity, wait
This is not an exercise, this is real life
Salvage your fate, contaminated planet of hate
The children sing a passage of faith
Lavish taste was a trait of Alexander the Great
Savage grace gravitate to mathematics & space
Like Dr. Malachi when the hidden cameras invade
Get shafted and played like the others these cannibals ate
(I’m an American)
Sokaris and Wrath stop at the bottom of the ramp and turn and start to circle the ring as they look at their opponents in the ring. Wrath takes another big gulp from the bottle of Grey Goose. Wrath walks around the ring until he sees a beautiful tattooed blonde girl dressed in SHKM gear, holding a sign that says “I’m a member of the Atrocity Exhibition”. Wrath walks up to the girl and she tilts her head back. Wrath dumps a big shot of the Grey Goose in her mouth. She gulps it down and then jumps up and hugs Wrath. Wrath leans down and kisses her quickly and then breaks away.
Johnny Vegas: Well holy shit, the douche bag does have a heart... I would'a never known.
Terra Skye: Oh whatever. Skank looks as crazy as he does.
America! America! God shed His grace on thee
And crown thy good with brotherhood, from sea to shining sea
I need a blowjob and a pizza
I’m an American
Ay yo, my gluttonous nature is imperialistic
I’m completely irrational, I’m unrealistic
Got the right to talk shit, got the right to bear arms
I bring disease, I bring famine with some guns and some bombs
Got my four-horse squad, my lightning rod
I’m in a beef with the Devil, not a fight for God
I’m from the Highland clans, I’m on some stolen lands
The crown jewel in the New World Order plans
Get your quarter cam, place your order, man
Step up right this way to slaughter, lamb
While every one of y’all's freedoms got emancipated
You just surfed on the net and you masturbated
We got hoes, we got thugs, we got sex, we got drugs
We got laws, we got all the right people to break ‘em
We got blood, you got oil, you got land we can spoil
We got bigger, better guns, yo I know we can take ‘em
The two monsters walk around the ring, eyeballing their opponents angrily. They both climb up on the apron in unison. Wrath downs some more alcohol, tosses the bottle to Sokaris, who does the same. Both men climb up on the top turnbuckles opposite from each other, beat their chests, rear their heads back, and spit their alcohol into the air as the music fades to silence.
Matt Wylde: And their opponents; They are the Team of Gary Altus and John Ojeda.. THE SHOVEL HEADED KILL MACHINEEEE!!!!!
The two men hop down from the turnbuckles and turn towards their opponents. The bad blood between most of them is apparent as the shit talking begins.
Johnny Vegas: I just want to say this right here, right now... this is not going to end well. I can feel it.
Terra Skye: I'm seriously hoping that no one gets injured tonight, because we all know that at least four of these competitors are sick and tired of being put at risk by stepping foot in the ring with Altus and Ojeda.
Ray Payne: Well, I thinks dat half da staff... Okies, maybe all of da staff is tireds of bein scaredz when dese two come into views.
Terra Skye: Lets not overlook the immense talent that's standing in that ring though, Ana, Zane, Shirlea and Vivian; all amazing talents, who have exactly what it takes to walk out of here with that Tag Team gold tonight.
Johnny Vegas: And the spoilers in The Glitterati, those who are only here to prove to Carnage Wrestling that their new big brother, the OWF is the better of the two promotions, and that we shouldn't have our own Tag titles.
Ray Payne: I think dat is means yo.
Ref Jeff doesn't waste much time, as all four teams are growing restless. He quickly calls for the bell, getting this insane match underway!!!
Boy: Black holes are in the daytime!!!!!
DING DING!!!
The match starts off with John Ojeda of the Shovel Headed Kill Machine taking point against Ana of Zane and Ana. The two competitors circle around the ring as everyone else takes to one of the four corners assigned to their team. Ana fakes going in for a collar and elbow tie up and she gets Wrath to bite on it, Ojeda lunges forward but catches nothing but air. He spins quickly to square up with his opponent, but Ana lands a stiff shin kick to the back of Ojeda's left leg that immediately has the Carnage Legion cheering and Ojeda backing up.
Terra Skye: Ana means business early in this one.
Johnny Vegas: She'd better watch herself though, she of all people know what that bastard is capable of after Chaos eighteen.
Ojeda continues around in his circle but he takes successive shin kicks for a second and third time before he reaches the north side ring cables. Ana comes in a bit too strong too early, and Ojeda counters a fourth shin kick with a well placed knee lift that catches Ana in the abdomen. Ojeda irish whips Ana towards the south side ring ropes and drops down for a body trip, but Ana manages to hop over the huge 6'2”, 245 pound frame with no problem. Ana bounces a second time off of the ropes and this time Ojeda telegraphs a back body drop a bit too soon; it's countered with a toe kick that catches Ojeda squarely on the shoulder, however it only pops him right up so that he can throw a short lariat that takes Ana right down.
Ray Payne: Miss Ana is a talentedz performah in her owns right, yo. I does nots wunt peoples tah forgets dat, yo.
Terra Skye: She's definitely been in her fair share of battles. Most notably her match with Alexandra Kelly to determine the first Ultraviolent champion here in CW. And we can't forget the multiple matches against our Carnage Champion, Jackson. She's stood up against the best, unfortunately it hasn't resulted in many victories for her, but that could change tonight.
Ojeda pulls Ana back to her feet and executes a standing switch, taking a rear waist lock. Wrath attempts to pop off a german suplex, but Ana uses her leg to key up the knee of Ojeda. She uses the moment she's bought herself to smash the point of her elbow into Ojeda's grip, breaking it. She bounces off of the east ropes between S&V on the northern side and her partner Zane on the south side, and flies in with a double-leg dropkick. The impact has Ojeda stumbling backwards, all the way to the west side ropes, but not enough to take him off of his feet. Ana charges forward for a clothesline over the top rope, but Ojeda wisely counters with a back body drop that sends Ana over instead. Ana holds onto the top rope and lands on the ring apron, but she turns and is drilled from Gary Altus from the North-West corner and she falls to the padded floor below.
Johnny Vegas: And so it begins. Where's Jesus Boy when you need him?!
Ray Payne: Johnny, dey wills be fines, yo.
Terra Skye: I'd watch out if I were them… everyone has seen what Altus and Ojeda can do when they're on the same page.
Ref Jeff immediately loses the handle on the match-up when Zane Levins drops down from his side of the ring apron to hustle over to check on Ana. Both Gary Altus and John Ojeda are down on the floor stalking Ana when Zane Levins comes from behind and smashes Altus between the shoulder blades. The impact shoves Sokaris into Wrath and the two butt heads as a result of the blow. Both Shirlea Frost and Vivian Lee hop down from their corner of the ring and take right to the Shovel Headed Kill Machine. The Carnage Legion cheers loudly when both Zane and Ana plus Lee and Frost each double team a member of SHKM, all while OWF's Glitterati gleefully watches on from their corner. Jeff drops down to the ring floor and tries his best to get between the three teams that are going at it tooth-and-nail!
Johnny Vegas: I'll be damned, never thought I'd see the day when the four of them work together towards a common goal.
Terra Skye: They understand that taking Ojeda and Altus out of contention early is better for them than the alternatives.
Ray Payne: Alsos.. da Glitters, dem is stayin outtah it, yo. Dey must know dis is Carnage Businesses, yo.
Terra Skye: Oooor…. They simply don't want to get their hands dirty.
Johnny Vegas: Gonna have to agree with Terra. Those two could care less about ‘Carnage Business’. They just don't want to exert themselves anymore than they have to.
Altus manages to shove both Ana and Zane off, long enough to charge forward and shove Vivian Lee full force, Lee flies back first into the steel barricade. Now only singled up, Wrath takes a hard knife edge chop from Shirlea Frost. Wrath backs up just enough from the blast for Frost to handspring off of the floor into a modified frankensteiner that flips Wrath over into a different section of the barricade, and the fans cheer. Ana and Zane grab Gary Altus from behind as he stalks Lee, and the two of them throw him over the barricade and into the first row of fans! Lee turns and hops up onto the barricade, and leaps off with a flying forearm smash that catches Sokaris in the face as he looks up. The Legion clears out a space for them as they continue to brawl on the floor!
Terra Skye: I'm honestly loving this! It's about time those two lowlifes find out what it's like to be ganged up on!
Johnny Vegas: Vivian Lee and Shirlea Frost really showing their toughness here.
Ray Payne: Wow.. you wuz nices tah dem yo. Dat is unlikes yous, Johnny.
Johnny Vegas: Yeah, well don't get used to it.
Terra Skye: You are right though, Johnny. Vivian and Shirlea have got to be the most solid team we have here in Carnage Wrestling. I know SHKM would beg to differ, however Shirlea and Vivian just have that ‘it’ factor when you see them in the ring together.
Jeff issues warning after warning, meanwhile, the Glitterati wait patiently in their corner of the ring. Greg Jackson and Moxie Roxie motion to the crowd that they are bored; with Greg Jackson signaling that the other three tag teams should be counted out! Soon, Referee Hawkersby and Ref Silent Cal come running down the ramp from the backstage area and they immediately immerse themselves in the crowd section of the brawl, doing their best to work Altus and Lee back into the ringside area, but Lee is too busy laying the boots to Altus. Shirlea Frost hops the barricade to join her tag team partner, and soon, Ana and Zane follow. Wrath pulls himself up from the barricade with an angry look on his face. He goes to step over the barricade when Greg Jackson hops down from the apron behind him.
Ray Payne: I wundah whut Mistah Gerg is gunna does, yo.
Jackson grabs Wrath on his shoulder from behind and turns him back towards the ring. Wrath spins around and is the recipient of a huge Superior Kick!!! Moxie Roxie drops down and the two members of the Glitterati work hard to pull Wrath up and to roll him back into the ring. Moxie slides back in, and she's watches as Wrath pushes against gravity to pull himself back to his feet. Moxie bounces off of the south side ropes and comes in with a devastating ax kick to the back of Wrath's head – Sparkling Priestess!!! Moxie drops down on top of John Ojeda for the cover, but there's no referee!
Johnny Vegas: Smart fuckers these Glitterati folk are. Waiting until everyone else is totally and utterly distracted, THEN go in for the kill! It's a genius plan, honestly.
Ray Payne: Cepts dat dere is no referees tah count da pinfallz, yo.
Johnny Vegas: Exactly, my mentally challenged companion.
Meanwhile, on the north-west side of the arena, among the crowd, the trio of Carnage Refs work to separate the two and a half teams from each other as two teams continue to gang up on Altus. Ana pulls Lee away from Altus so that she can stomp some on Sokaris, too. However, S&V take offense to that. Ana and Lee get into a shoving match as Shirlea Frost and Zane Levins watch on from behind; but this ends quickly as Shirlea Frost takes a cheap forearm shot at Zane that catches him square and sends him staggering in a backward direction. Frost follows up with a cartwheel kick to the face, but Zane is at least able to partially block it.
Terra Skye: Should've known the teamwork wouldn't last long.
Johnny Vegas: I mean they all hate Altus and Wrath, they all want to beat the ever living fuck out of them… so yeah, them working together was only going to last for so long.
Ray Payne: It has da pities, yo.
Meanwhile Lee and Ana have a strong grip on each others' hair and it allows Sokaris the opportunity to drop them both with a hard double-clothesline. Sokaris takes a moment to shake off the pain that he's been subjected to, but he looks up to find both Ref Jeff and Ref Silent Cal trying to guide him back to the ringside area, and he shoves both of them off. Up in the ring, Greg Jackson is calling out loudly for a referee to come into the ring. Referee Ed Hawkersby comes charging, flying over the barricade and sliding underneath the bottom rope to quickly check Wrath's shoulders! This is it for the Shovel Headed Kill Machine early!!! The Carnage Legion members yell out with each hit of the mat!
Terra Skye: COULD IT BE?!
ONE!
TWO!!!
THRE-NO!!!!! WRATH KICKS OUT!!!
Terra Skye: NO WAY! No fucking way!
Ref Ed Hawkersby signals to Boy that it was only a two count and the entire Carnage Legion is shocked, as well as Moxie Roxie as John Ojeda manages to get his shoulder up after looking like he was out cold just moments ago.
Terra Skye: I can't believe it, John Ojeda just kicked out of two finishers from the two of the best wrestlers in the sport today in Glitterati!
Ray Payne: Ey yo, I gotsta give props ta heem, yo. Dat wuz imprezzive, even from da shovel head.
Johnny Vegas: Damn it. Ojeda was out cold for at least a minute there before Ed Whatserby came running up to make the pinfall. Have a referee right there, or have that happen later on in this match, and I'll be damned if he doesn't stay down.
Terra Skye: But are the Glitterati even legal? Who's the legal two teams?
Johnny Vegas: I don't even know anymore. I thought it was Ana and Ojeda.
Ray Payne: I thinkz yah iz rites, yo.
Altus sees what's going on in the ring and it doesn't take him long to abandon the fracas in the crowd and to rejoin the ringside action. Sokaris slides himself underneath the bottom rope and immediately goes after Moxie Roxie, cornering her by surprise and driving his knee into her solarplexus. Greg Jackson attempts to sneak up behind Altus to gain an upperhand, but Ref Hawkersby stops him and forces him back onto the ring apron with the threat of disqualification which seems less and less likely to happen as this brawl goes on.
Johnny Vegas: Threatening to disqualify HIM, when every fucking body else is outside the ring doing God knows what?!
Ray Payne: Dey is fightinz, yo.
Terra Skye: Jesus.. I just can't believe how quickly this match went awry. I mean, I really shouldn't be surprised, considering how many pissed off people we have involved.
In the crowd, Frost continues her assault on Zane Levins, who manages to block a forearm and retaliate with one of his own. Frost moves back towards the barricade, hopping over it, and waiting for Levins to follow. Levins steps over the barricade, and that's when Frost turns and spin kicks Zane in the chest. Ana and Vivian Lee both pull themselves back up to one knee, and before they can even stand they begin throwing kneeling punches at each other. Ref Jeff and Ref Silent Cal get between the two female wrestlers to break up their assault, hoping to finally regain some measure of order in the contest. In the background, Frost goes for another spin kick but Levins ducks it and moves off of the barricade. He grabs Frost from behind and hoists her up in the air for a back suplex, but drops her spine first down along the top of the railing!
Johnny Vegas: Damn! Jesus Boy is looking pretty ruthless tonight! Could this be a new Zane Levins we're seeing?!
Terra Skye: Zane Levins isn't going to sacrifice his morals just to get some gold here tonight. He really is a class act, which is why he and Ana make such a great team.
Johnny Vegas: In all honesty, I do respect Zane's wrestling ability. He's one of the few people I can sit here and watch, and not get bored. I guess that says something.
Ray Payne: Yeah, it sayz dat you actuallyz doez has a heartz yo!!!!
Inside the ring, Wrath has rolled himself underneath the bottom rope on the northern side of the ring as Ref Ed Hawkersby works to get Altus out of the corner. 1..2..3..4.. just before the count of five, Altus allows Moxie a clean break from the corner, which she immediately takes advantage of, jamming her thumb into the eye of Sokaris while Hawkersby is stuck in between them. Altus takes a couple steps backwards and it puts him in the perfect position for Moxie to drill him with a rope assisted jumping roundhouse kick. The Carnage Legion responds to the impressive display of agility that took Altus down and immediately Moxie goes for another cover..
One!
Two!
Gary Altus of SHKM is able to kick out right after the count of two!
Johnny Vegas: Another thing that I respect though, is the balls that it takes to come into another promotion, and tell everyone that you're the best, and that you're going to take their tag titles... but not only does that take an immense amount of guts, it takes an insane amount of talent to actually come out here and almost do it... TWICE!
Terra Skye: Well, lets not forget that Greg Jackson just competed in the Quest for the Best tournament, Winning the entire thing!! So I'm sure he's not at one hundred percent after all that he went through at the pay per view back on May 1st.
Ray Payne: CONGRATZ YO!!!
Roxie takes Altus by the head as she drags him over to Glitterati's corner. Moxie tags Greg and Hawkersby acknowledges the legal tag even though order still has yet to have been fully restored. Altus shoves Moxie's hands off of him, but not in time to stop the 2016 Quest for the Best winner from charging in with a front kick that catches him in the abdomen. Greg Jackson is looking sharp as he continues his assault all the way to the east ropes where he has Altus backed up. Greg Jackson grabs Gary Altus by the wrist and attempts an irish whip only to have it countered and used against him. Jackson bounds off of the west ropes and comes in at full speed only to take a shoulder tackle rather hard. Greg Jackson hits the mat and it's immediately apparent that he's still hurting from wrestling three full matches at the OWF Quest PPV two weeks ago. Altus takes advantage with an elbow drop that connects and he turns right into a pin attempt-
One!
Greg Jackson kicks out by rolling his shoulder up quickly!
Terra Skye: Altus trying to take advantage, but he doesn't realize that the Glitterati haven't really done a whole lot since this match started, so trying to pin any of them at this point just seems kind of silly.
Sokaris continues his assault on the Quest Winner with a huge open handed palm strike on Greg Jackson's back which causes him to scream out. Altus back to his feet and pulls G-Jax up with him; Altus hooks Greg for a vertical suplex and gets him part of the way up before Greg is able to counter. Greg drives his knee into the forehead of Sokaris, while upside down, causing Sokaris to drop Greg Jackson back down onto the soles of his boots. Greg turns the suplex clutch inward as he drops down with a conversion to an inside cradle, getting Altus' shoulders down on the mat!
Ray Payne: Mistah Gerg wif da pin yo!!!
Johnny Vegas: I get the feeling that they're not going to like you calling him Gerg.
One!
Two!!
Altus just barely able to break out of the inside cradle!
Terra Skye: It's still anyone's game at this point, No one is giving up that easily. Who is going to be the first eliminated?!
Both men stand up from the inside cradle, and unfortunately have the same thing in mind as they drop each other with a hard clothesline.
Johnny Vegas: Great minds?
Ray Payne: Great mindz does whut, yo?
Terra Skye: Jesus... I can't even sometimes.
Meanwhile, Vivian Lee checks on Shirlea Frost on the outside of the ring. Zane and Ana have both reunited and move back to their corner on the southeast corner. Ref Jeff slides back into the ring and takes the point back from Hawkersby, Ref Jeff signaling that Glitterati is not one of the two legal teams that started the match-up. Zane Levins slides in quickly and attempts a pin on Greg Jackson first, but Ref Jeff refuses to count the pin. Levins then moves over to Gary Altus and attempts to pin him instead.
One!
Two!!
Sokaris kicks out at two again!
Terra Skye: This is a mess! How do they even know who is supposed to be legal here?!
Johnny Vegas: I'm assuming that Zane and Altus are.. but I really don't know.
Zane Levins is quick to pull Sokaris up and place him in a rear chinlock submission. Wrath is still down and out on the ring apron, so Altus has no help coming from him. Ref Jeff checks the submission while Ref Silent Cal helps to make sure that Greg Jackson exits the ring and retakes his position in Glitterati's corner. Moxie Roxie is far less than pleased with Ref Jeff's interpretations of which teams are legal, but Greg Jackson doesn't seem to mind the breather. Shirlea Frost and Vivian Lee finally make their way back up to their corner to watch Zane Levins convert the rear chinlock into a sleeper hold on Sokaris. Ref Jeff asks Altus if he wants to quit but Altus flat out refuses any offer of the kind.
Ray Payne: Of coursez Mistah Alty iz nots gunna gives up yo. Dat wuld be sillies.
Terra Skye: Yeah, well.. Altus is all by his lonesome with his partner still out cold on the ring apron.
Gary pushes his way back up to one knee, and then another, finally regaining his vertical base with Levins practically hanging off of the back of him. Altus backs Levins into the closest corner he can find from instinct alone, using the turnbuckles as a weapon to smash Zane enough to get him to break the sleeper hold. Unfortunately, he had incidentally chosen S&V's corner and Vivian Lee makes a legal tag in on Zane Levins.
Terra Skye: Vivian Lee with the Tag on Zane Levins!!!
Johnny Vegas: Oh, I certainly can't wait to see what she does now. She is one of my favorite wrestlers after all.
Ray Payne: Now I knowz dat is a lies, yo. You wuz alwayz saysing how muches you hatedz Miss Viv.
Johnny Vegas: Hate her as a person, yes. Hate her as a competitor? No. She's tough as nails, and you can just see that fire burning deep down inside of her. She's a wildcat, and she's dangerous. No one should underestimate Vivian.
Altus believes he's broken free, and clutches his neck for a moment to suck in precious oxygen, but he has no idea that Lee has perched herself onto the middle turnbuckle. She leaps off and catches the back of Altus' head with a one-armed bulldog that drops him face first in the center of the ring! She shoots a quick half-nelson on Gary Altus for the cover!
One!
Two!!
Thre-NO! Gary Altus rolls his shoulder up at 2 & 7/8ths!
Terra Skye: FUCK!!! Vivian Lee had almost just eliminated the Shovel Headed Kill Machine!!!
Johnny Vegas: That would have been a huge relief to the rest of the teams here tonight, I'll tell you that much.
C-DUB!! C-DUB!! C-DUB!! C-DUB!!
Vivian Lee is shocked as she looks up at Ref Jeff and pleads her case but an instant replay on the Carnagetron clearly shows that Altus barely rolled the shoulder up in time, so Shovel Headed Kill Machine lives on. Lee takes out her frustrations with mounted forearm smashes that catch Altus flush; Sokaris not able to do too much to block them at this stage in the match. Lee pulls Altus back to his feet and positions him in the center of the ring. Vivian Lee slaps Sokaris across the face hard, drawing an 'Oooh' from the Legion on hand here at Underground tonight before spinning around to attempt the second half of 'front hand, back hand'. But Altus somehow finds the wherewithal to duck the backhand, and to shove Lee from behind. Lee falls forward into her own corner where Shirlea Frost tags herself in. Altus falls backwards into Glitterati's corner where Moxie Roxie tags herself in!
Ray Payne: OH SHIZZ YO!!! Miss Shirleah and Miss Moxie is in da match now!!
Terra Skye: Be prepared for some fast paced action, I can't wait to see these two go at it!!!
Ref Jeff signals for Moxie to enter the match, but Greg Jackson steps through the ropes instead. There's an immediate commotion from Ref Jeff to fix the error, but Shirlea Frost charges Greg Jackson anyway. The two meet in the center of the ring where Greg Jackson lunges forward with another Superior Kick, but Frost manages to duck it! Frost behind Jackson, she leaps into the air and clutches Jackson for a double knee backstabber known as the Ice Breaker! But somehow Greg Jackson manages to grab a hold of the top rope on the west side of the ring and his grip keeps him from following Frost down to the mat!
Johnny Vegas: So Greg Jackson is the legal man?
Terra Skye: I guess so. But damn, those two are pretty evenly matched, don't you say? I hope the Glitterati think twice before downplaying the Carnage Wrestling superstars after this!
Frost rolls back up to her feet, but as she does, Moxie Roxie comes flipping off of the south side ropes with an Asai DDT known as the Tickled Pink!! NO!!! Shirlea Frost somehow manages to block the impact and roll her head out of the DDT clutch! Frost spins Roxie's arm around in an armbar before pulling half of the OWF Tag Team Champions in for a Beautiful, Dangerous kiss! The Carnage Legion is in a full uproar as Moxie Roxie flails her arms about as Shirlea Frost kisses her lewdly, only allowing Moxie to pull away so that she can deliver a Beautifully Dangerous roundhouse kick! No! Moxie ducks, and Greg Jackson comes over top of Moxie's back with a SUPERIOR KICK!!!
Terra Skye: HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!! Superior Kick out of nowhere!!!!
Johnny Vegas: What? Oh, sorry... I was reliving that moment... Shirlea.. Moxie... Girl on Girl... Oh god.
Ray Payne: Hey.. uh... Whut?
Johnny Vegas: Nothing! Don't you worry about it until you get a little older!!
Referee Silent Cal has to enter the ring to pull Greg Jackson back to his corner! Greg Jackson goes back to his corner without much of a fuss. Meanwhile, on the other side of the ring, Vivian Lee tries to step through the ropes, but NO!!! Greg Jackson is on the floor, and has somehow grabbed a hold of her ankle! Lee tries to kick G-Jax off, but inside the ring, Moxie Roxie goes for the cover on Frost!
One!
Two!!
Three!!!
Matt Wylde: S&V have been eliminated!
Johnny Vegas: This can't be!!
Terra Skye: In an absolutely shocking turn of events, Greg Jackson kept Vivian Lee from getting into the ring to save her partner... and Boom, just like that S&V is eliminated from contention for the CW Tag Team titles.
Ray Payne: Dat is sadz yo. Whut a mean thing fur Mistah Gerg tah do. I guesses dat is why da peoplez ovah in da Ohh Dubbyah Effff does notz likez da glitters, yo.
Vivian Lee finally makes her way into the ring, but it's too late. Greg Jackson pulls himself up onto the ring apron, and waves goodbye directed at Vivian Lee. Lee has a few choice words for Ref Jeff and for the craziness that he has allowed since the opening bell and she's obviously very frustrated and upset. Moxie stands up long enough to mock Lee, which backfires big time. Vivian catches Moxie with a hard backhand smash that sends Moxie spinning around. Lee drops her head down and hoists Roxie up into an electric chair drop position before dropping her with the Bad Medicine!
Johnny Vegas: Vivian Lee isn't the Bitch that you want to mock, Miss Moxie!!! How'd that Medicine taste??!?!?! BAD?!?!?!
Terra Skye: Johnny, no. Just no.
Once more, the Carnage Legion finds it in their hearts to cheer for S&V, even though the trio of referees are now back in the ring to sort this mess out once more. Lee helping up Frost; Jackson helping up Roxie, and in the far corner Ana has stepped into the ring. Ref Jeff allows Greg Jackson to switch out with Moxie Roxie on the fly as Shirlea Frost and Vivian Lee make their exit from the ring. The two women eliminated first receiving a standing ovation from the Carnage Legion as Lee helps Frost up the ramp and to the backstage area, followed by Referee Silent Cal and Referee Ed Hawkersby.
S&V!!!! S&V!!!!! S&V!!!!!!
Ray Payne: Da Legionz is givin Miss Shirlea an Miss Viv some lovinz as dey leave tonite.
Terra Skye: Normally this duo is booed for their tactics, but tonight I think the legion saw what these two ladies are really made of. That and I am absolutely sure that they enjoyed the shit out of watching them beat the hell out of Altus and Ojeda... I know I did.
Greg Jackson turns his attention back towards the center of the ring, but the moment he does, he's drilled between the legs with a low blow kick by Ana! Ref Jeff never saw it, and Greg immediately drops down clutching the little jacksons! Ana's screaming in Greg Jackson's face and it draws Zane Levins in to pull Ana off of Greg!
Johnny Vegas: HOLY SHIT!
Terra Skye: What would possess her to do such a thing?!?!
Ray Payne: Dat looked da painfulz yo.
Wrath is down. Moxie is down. Greg Jackson is now down inside the middle of the ring and now Zane has a reverse bear hug on Ana, practically dragging her back to their corner. Ana damn near throws back elbows at her own partner to break free so that she can come sliding down on both of her knees at Greg Jackson's head to throw closed fists! 1..2..3..4.. both Zane and Ref Jeff have to pull Ana off this time!
Terra Skye: She's like a woman possessed. Something has been off about her lately, but no one really knows what. I sure hope that it's not some kind of head injury that's gone unchecked, because I know that Ana sure has taken a lot of blows to the head as of lately.
Johnny Vegas: As far as I know, she's passed every single test that they've administered. This seems like it's something more than just simple aggravation.
Ana fights her way through, again, but this time she's more apt to pull Greg Jackson back to his feet so that she can deliver more punishment in a more legal way. Zane exits the ring to take the corner as Ana shoves Greg against the west side ropes, using them to springboard Greg's body back towards her in a slower motion so that she can drill him with a forearm shiv. Greg ducks, though, and when Ana tries to recover, Greg snaps off a good Nothern Lights Suplex that gives him the time that he so desperately needs to recover from the low blow shot moments earlier!
Ray Payne: Ey yo, dat wuz um, a good.. uhh.. chokeslams by Mista Gerg, yo!
Terra Skye: That was not a chokeslam.
Ray Payne: Uh huhs, yo. It sayz here right on Mista Gerg Jacksons biographies!
Johnny Vegas: Let me see that!
Terra Skye: Don't snatch it from Ray, that's rude! ...but let me see too!
Johnny Vegas: Uh huh. Says so right here. Northern Lights Suplex – please call it a chokeslam.
Terra Skye: That doesn't make it a chokeslam, though...
Ray Payne: He saids pleeze!
Greg is hurting and he inches, or in his case, pulls himself centimeter by centimeter over towards his corner where Moxie Roxie is still recovering from Lee's Bad Medicine. Greg Jackson lifts his arm up and out to reach Roxie's hand, but he feels a jerk on his leg as Ana is back up and has a pick on his ankle, and drags him back to the center of the ring! Ana looks like a woman possessed, and Greg appears like he's fighting for his life as he does everything he can to kick Ana away. Finally, Greg pulls both of his legs in and shoves Ana off with full force, which sends Ana colliding head to head with Ref Jeff!
Ray Payne: Oh noez! Mista Jeff is downs, yo!
Johnny Vegas: This is never good. Some shit is about to go down, unless those other two dipshits come back out to help again.
Ana is on the ground clutching her head in pain, as the effects of recent concussions resurface very quickly. The Legion is on their feet as both Zane Levins and Moxie Roxie make their way into the ring now that the singular referee is down and out, Zane immediately going to check on Ana. Moxie moves toward the ropes where she takes something from her pocket and moments later she returns to the center of the ring. Zane stands up and turns, sensing Moxie's presence, but it's too late. Moxie spits a pink mist into Zane Levin's face! The Legion boos loudly as Zane drops down to the mat and clutches his eyes in obvious pain!
Terra Skye: ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!?
Johnny Vegas: What in the hell was that?!
Ray Payne: I sure hopez dat Mistah Zaney is okies yo!
Greg Jackson is up and he pulls Zane Levins to his feet only to unceremoniously dump Zane over the top rope. Levins hits the floor hard but that's the least of his worries. The two members of Glitterati take advantage knowing that Ref Jeff is down and they turn their sights on Ana. Moxie Roxie pulls Ana back to her feet. There's a commotion in the crowd, but it's too hard to tell as everyone inside the Carnage Arena tonight is on their feet and booing the OWF invaders. Moxie stands Ana in position and Greg absolutely drills her with a Superior Kick!!! The Boos are deafening.
Johnny Vegas: And now you see why they acted the way they did at the beginning of this contest. They let everyone else wear themselves out, and now they're just picking at the scraps. They already eliminated Shirlea and Vivian... And now, with Zane out of it, and Ana's head practically decapitated from her body... I'd say that Zane and Ana are the next to be eliminated.
Terra Skye: I hope that you're wrong... but things aren't looking very good right now.
Moxie moves to revive Ref Jeff. Suddenly, a figure hops over the barricade on the south side of the ring. He slides into the ring and shoves Moxie from behind so hard that she tumbles through the ropes and out to the ringside floor below! Greg Jackson can't believe his eyes – it's
J.C.
Johnny Vegas: Who in the FUCK is THAT?!?!?!?!
Terra Skye: That's JC, another OWF superstar!
Ray Payne: Whut iz he gunna does yo?!
Greg Jackson readies himself for another Superior Kick, but he's quickly swept up by the much fresher JC as if he's not even a problem. JC spins around in the center of the ring and DRILLS Greg Jackson with a Solitaire Unraveling!!! The Carnage Legion is going absolutely nuts!
Johnny Vegas: They LOVE this guy!!!
Terra Skye: Well, to be honest, the Legion doesn't know JC, but they DO know the Glitterati, and the deplorable things that they've been saying about our beloved Carnage Wrestling...
JC grabs Ana and places her on top of Greg Jackson! He pulls Ref Jeff up by the back of his pants and sets him right into position to make the pinfall, before hopping back out of the ring. JC drills Moxie Roxie with a Big Boot of Death on the outside!!! This is unreal!
HOLY SHIT!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!
Ref Jeff slowly comes to, with Ana Leigh Clark out cold laying over-top of the Quest for the Best Winner Greg Jackson, who is also out cold! Ref Jeff slowly raises his hand up to smack the mat, the Legion screaming along with each count!
ONE!!
TWO!!!
THREE!!!
Matt Wylde: The Glitterati has been eliminated!!!
Terra Skye: There you have it folks!!!
JC stays just long enough to admire his handywork, and he exits through the crowd just as quickly as he came.
Johnny Vegas: Comes in, saves the day.. and leaves. My kind of guy. I think I might have to tune into the OWF Network from now on... Gotta get to know some of these characters.
Ray Payne: Me's too's yo.
Ref Jeff shakes off the cobwebs, or attempts to, and has trouble getting back to his own two feet let alone check on the two competitors that are out cold in the center of the ring. Ana is the first up in a daze, but she's still clutching her head as the impact from a brutal superior kick has only made her splitting migraine that much worse. She sits up on her heels absolutely unaware of what had just happened, meanwhile Chrimeny Christmas and Elias T. Azul come running down the ramp, to ringside to collect their stablemates.
Ray Payne: Oh... mah... gawsh... Dere she is, yo.
Terra Skye: She's not concerned with you right now, Ray...
Ray Payne: She is jus so pretties, yo... I can'ts helps it.
Chrimeny slides in long enough to grab Greg Jackson and pull him out of the ring. Greg slides out to the floor, clutching his ribs and back, and he's well aware of what JC had just done to him and Moxie. Christmas aides Jackson as Elias T. Azul helps Moxie as the Glitterati make their way back up to the ramp. Greg reaches over to check on Moxie's face as all four members of the Glitterati can be heard talking about how they will get their revenge on JC. Meanwhile, Ana slowly stands up, looking around an empty ring that only contains her and Ref Jeff. She's left to wonder where Zane went.
Terra Skye: Well, we're down to two teams. Zane Levins and Ana... versus--
Ana turns around, but there she is met with the STIFFEST RIGHT IN THE BUSINESS!!! It's Ojeda! Wrath is back up after all this time! Ana goes down in a heap!
Terra Skye: OH MY GOD...
Johnny Vegas: I.. I think we know who they're up against. Jesus that was a brutal hit.
Wrath drops down and goes for a cover on Ana! The roof is being blown off of this place in boos!
One!!!
Two!!!
ThreeeeeNO!!!! Ana kicks out!!! Wrath can't believe it!!!
Ray Payne: Dis roof iz gunna blow off da joint yo! No one canz believez dat Miss Ana jus kickeded out of dat hard right handz yo!!
Johnny Vegas: This just goes to show how fucking tough this chick is. She might be a bible buddy... but at least for tonight, she's alright in my book.
It's like the roof has been blown off of the place! Wrath clutches his forehead with both of his hands as he has no idea how Ana kicked out of the Stiffest Right in the Biz! Wrath begins to pummel Ana with mounted punches that Ana has barely no energy or consciousness to block.. which only draws louder boos. Ref Jeff slowly starts to warn Ojeda.. 1..2..3..4..5.. but Ojeda doesn't immediately stop the assault. Jeff reaches out to grab Ojeda's right arm to stop him from punching Ana, but Ojeda simply shoves Ref Jeff away!
Terra Skye: And there he is, showing why he's one of the biggest dickheads in this federation. Can't just get back on the offensive, NO.. he's gotta assault everyone in his path.
Johnny Vegas: These two are monsters. Plain and simple... and even I don't like them, so that tells you something, don't it?
With all of the action that has gone on, Jeff allows the match to continue, but he's screaming in Ojeda's face to play it by the rules or else. It takes everything Wrath has not to destroy this referee right here, right now, but somehow John Ojeda is able to turn his attention back to the match at hand. Ojeda stands and pulls Ana back to her feet by her hair, and makes a cutthroat signal out to the crowd. Ojeda screams at Ana to Kneel and Die for him, but Ana slaps Ojeda across the face!
Terra Skye: You bitch slap that asshole honey!!! YESSS!!!!
The crowd goes absolutely nuts!!!
Johnny Vegas: This action is intense!! Come on! Get him again!!
Ray Payne: Miss Ana! You can does this yo!!!!!!!!
Ojeda grins and cocks his right hand back for a second Stiffest Right in the Biz, but Ana takes a quick side step back. She throws her foot up for the EAT THIS! Ojeda ducks! The superkick travels through and catches a lurking Gary Altus square in the jaw, instead! Gary goes tumbling back towards the ropes where Zane Levins pulls the top rope down, causing Sokaris to crash and burn on the floor below! The Legion are on their feet!
Ray Payne: SHE GOTS MISTAH ALTI YO!!! SHE GOTS HIM!!!
Johnny Vegas: Unfortunately that's the wrong Asshole!!!
Terra Skye: Come on.. Come on....
Ana turns to square up with Ojeda once more, but Ojeda shoves Ana causing her to slam back first into Zane Levins, knocking him off of the apron! Ana stumbles forward, where Ojeda kicks her in the midsection. Ojeda hoists Ana up onto his shoulders and powerbombs her onto the ropes, catching her on the downswing with a knee to the face! Narrow Grave!!! Ojeda rolls Ana over for the cover, hooking both legs as he digs his feet into the canvas!
Terra Skye: Narrow Grave into a Pin!!!
Johnny Vegas: Is this it?!?!
One!!!
Two!!!!
Three!!!!!
DING DING DING!!
Matt Wylde: Ladies and Gentlemen, Zane and Ana have been eliminated! Therefore, your winners, and NNNNNEEEEEWWWWWWW CARNAGE WRESTLING TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSSSSS, THE SHOVEL HEADED KILL MACHINEEEEE!!!!!
Johnny Vegas: Indeed it is...
Terra Skye: Ana and Zane almost had it. Hell, all of the teams tonight really had a hell of a shot at being the first Carnage Wrestling Tag Champs... but unfortunately the Shovel Headed Kill Machine comes out on top.
Ray Payne: Unfortunatez iz da undahstatements of da centuries yo.
John Ojeda sits up on his heels and he almost cannot believe in this moment. This tag team match was an absolute clusterfuck and SHKM survived. Gary Altus and Zane Levins both struggle on the outside to pull themselves back into the ring, but it's all a moot point as CW Trainers and EMTs come rushing down the entrance ramp to survey the carnage. A groggy Ref Jeff reaches through the ropes and hands Wrath one of the two brand new CW Tag Team Championship Belts while he hands the other to Altus who is slow to roll himself into the ring. The two members of Shovel Headed Kill Machine share an embrace as they are crowned the first ever CW Tag Team Champions!
Terra Skye: Those belts are far too beautiful to be held by such... heathens.
Johnny Vegas: I can't really disagree with you there.
Ray Payne: It wouldah been nice fur Miss Ana and Mistah Zaney to has been walkinz outta dis match wif dose belts... it wouldah been redempties fur all da heartachies dat she been throughz wif da wurld titlez yo.
Terra Skye: That's true Ray. Winning these tag belts would have eased a lot of hurt that she's gone through in the last few months. But this isn't the end, I'm sure of it.
Zane Levins rolls in the ring, his face still covered in pink paint, and he's there at the same time that EMTs begin to work on Ana, who is unconscious but breathing; and they work to stabilize her neck with a brace. Shovel Headed Kill Machine look like they are interested in causing even more harm, but Kyra Mohr and other members of staff, and a truckload of security make their way down the ramp as well to make sure that Ana of all people is taken care of.
Terra Skye: There's security, and even Kyra is out here; making sure that her new champs don't ruin anything else.
Johnny Vegas: She'd better be careful.
Terra Skye: What?
SHKM think twice and roll out of the ring with their new championship belts in hand as “I'm an American” begins blaring over the Carnage Arena PA just loud enough to be heard over the boos. They back up the entrance ramp slowly to survey the damage, but to also hold their championship belts high in the air. The Legion pepper them with balls of trash – mostly hot dog wrappers – as SHKM make a detour from the curtain and head through the crowd. They work their way over to concessions where they steal a few beers and begin to chug them much to the chagrin of the crowd.
Johnny Vegas: Classy, as always.
Terra Skye: A new era in Carnage Wrestling has just begun... I'm afraid.
Inside the ring, Zane Levins looks up at SHKM furiously as they celebrate while Ana is being loaded onto a stretcher. Ana appears to be awake now and moving her extremities. Zane turns her attention back towards her. The entire Carnage Legion, and those watching on the OWF Network at home, watch as Shovel Headed Kill Machine choose to make their exit from the Carnage Arena through the front door with what appears to be a case full of pillaged beer and the CW Tag Team Championship straps.
Ray Payne: Thanks gawd dat iz ovah, yo.
